Whenever things are kinda iffy, I have a close friend on speed-dial (text?). I simply say something like “funny jokes please?”, and he responds with as many ridiculous jokes as I can handle.
He’s sent me many today, and I want to share my pain. 😀
How do you have a space party?
Why was the rabbit cranky?
-He was having a bad hare day!
Why did the booger cross the road?
-He was getting picked on!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
What’s long, yellow and fruity?
-An apple in disguise!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
-She had mittens!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ok. I could continue, he’s shared a lot of jokes with me over the past I don’t know how long, but I’ll quit while I’m not too far behind.
Enjoy and love!